Laikalakalaikalakala

Laikalakalaikalakala, or Laika if you're tight with her, is the Goddess of War and Pride. Her physical avatar is the planet Mars. She has the appearance of a Martian, so with four arms, vertical eyes and λ mouth, but unlike martians she has human-like hands and blue skin.

Laika wields a dagger which is capable of delivering "absolute death", a notion which is overall pretty vague but can be roughly translated as "whenever this would otherwise kill you, it will actually extra double kill you".

Laika's name originates from the Chirastenian Λαικαλακαλαικαλακαλα, which in turn is a bastardisation of the Aboriginal word Łłuqlikùlukiluiqłuλiti, which translates to "the large woman talks softly of several instances organised fighting".